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This is a song, so pick a tune to fit the syllables and sing it out loud! Don't dither; don't be a coward; don't be afraid! Do you dare to sing the song about madness?
Go for it, folks!
 

The truth is that I have done this thing

More than euthanasia

If pigs can’t fly then I deny

I could be your saviour

 

Scrutinisation starts at the door

So don’t attempt to hide it

Can’t see who you are ‘cause your face is covered

So now you’re go’n’to face this

 

Under Bryan’s eucalyptus

I took the underling

Underdog by acacia tree

Under my underwing

 

I don’t deny that pigs may fly

But that will be tomorrow

Soaring sky high through the reason why

Clouds made of marshmallow

 

The cuckoo clock says that I’m late

I’ve got to skip over Wednesday

Happy birthday Eloise

Hey it’s time now we went away

 

Pass the torch and lick my thumb

The deity’s getting heavy

Shakespeare’s Sampson got it wrong

Sugar – look I’m bleeding

 

Salt over my left shoulder

In the eyes of the devil

My over arm could use a fifth limb

Buy yourself a weevil

 

The dark is rising night is here

Giving blood’s a virtue

Tendencies for hysteria

And such outbursts are the mode now

 

Interpret this just how thy wilt

Add in punctuation

I thought that I would close this song

With flying pig persuasion

You want another cartoon, do you? Talk about greedy! Ok, ok... here is one. Count yourself bloody lucky!

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I have it on the tip of my tongue.
 
Ok, ok, i know i promised you better. Not exactly a cartoon, huh? Perhaps these ones will do you a bit better...

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Hee hee hee. That one there is Tippo (only don't tell him, else he'll kill me).

Here's just one cartoon to cheer up your miserable shitty little lives! Enjoy, my magic fiends of elusion! Zoom, my fireflies! Create.

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Yo chums! Mad elephant riders - hey! Whiz. What a life. Lets take a trip. Let's add in another poem/song. This one's really utterly crazy, it is. See how you get on with it. Remember to shake hands. That's a good pig.
 

Does it Help?

 


Does it help to roll your eyes?

Give your neighbours some surprise.

Does it help to sing out loud?

Scare off strangers, part the crowd.

 

Does it help to scream and swear?

Let them know to be beware.

Does it help to talk to strangers?

Pretend you’ve known them all for ages.

 

Did you know they’re watching you?

That is all they ever do.

Every hour, night and day,

Watching mysteriously are they.

They can see you anywhere.

They have spies on every stair.

Don’t attempt to frustrate them.

Give up now; you can’t escape them.

 

Does it help to drink and drive?

Have no respect for laws of life.

Does it help to have a fight?

Put another in a plight.

 

Does it help to bite and growl?

Set your inner monster on the prowl.

Does it help to throw things hard?

Watch as eyes get big and round.

 

Did you know they’re watching you?

That is all they ever do.

Every hour, night and day,

Watching mysteriously are they.

They can see you anywhere.

They have spies on every stair.

Don’t attempt to frustrate them.

Give up now; you can’t escape them.

 

Does it help to wave and grin?

Make sure somebody’s looking.

Does it help to laugh and smile?

Give a tingling down the spine.

 

Does it help to point and stare?

Get your victims all to glare.

Does it help to sob and cry?

Look too hard into another’s eye.

 

Did you know they’re watching you?

That is all they ever do.

Every hour, night and day,

Watching mysteriously are they.

They can see you anywhere.

They have spies on every stair.

Don’t attempt to frustrate them.

Give up now; you can’t escape them.

Does it help to turn the lights out?

Keep the darkness close and then shout.

Does it help to steal a gun?

Get the men-in-white-coats on the run.

 

Does it help to answer the voices?

Ask them for some other choices.

Does it help to reincarnate?

Tell others your previous fate.

 

Did you know they’re watching you?

That is all they ever do.

Every hour, night and day,

Watching mysteriously are they.

They can see you anywhere.

They have spies on every stair.

Don’t attempt to frustrate them.

Give up now; you can’t escape them.

 

Does it help to have hysterics?

Is that what your temper merits?

Does it help count the sheep?

Lose that restlessness in sleep.

 

Does it help to think you’re crazy?

This world’s slowly getting lazy.

Does it help to make your stand?

No one needs to understand.
 
Wow! That one even had a title. The magnanimous skill is beyond me. How can I be this brilliant?

I bet you want a picture of me now, don't you? Well, i've got news for you, shrimble-head, you're not getting one! I am unique and wonderful and may not be depicted in picture. I depict only others. I am Jabbo, the great artist. The great One. Thankyou *bows*, goodbye.
 
For more Jabboerisation, e-mail me at flying_pig_no2@hotmail.com!!!

Don't deny that pigs may fly!